MISSING

Name: Sikandar Singh Soin
Age: 16
Complexion: Wheatish
Built: Stout
Last Seen: Lost in Alisha's eyes

This person is also likely to be noticed because of his erratic behaviour. A few pointers might come in handy while confirming his identity:

• Thrusts his head forward while speaking
• Uses recondite language
• Is known for abstruse but intelligent conversation
• Consorts as smoothly with females as with males, thus giving fodder for speculation
• Likely to use adjectives that have saccharine undertones, such as sweetheart, honey or love
• Has an inclination to traipse, albeit companionless
• Evinces a keen desire for histrionics
• Recognised for speaking in almost muted tones when called upon by one of the many pedagogues at the Xavier's institute for learning
• Is often seen perambulating the premises of the college with earphones plugged in

Should any of you find an individual with idiosyncrasies similar to those mentioned above, kindly do contact Jonathan Martin who is bereft at the evanescence of his better half and significant other, Sikandar S. Soin.

Send him an email at mysterious-martin@hotmail.com and free him from his anguish for he is obsessively and compulsively checking his inbox every minute for news - any news - of his beloved.

Ad interim, we tarry and take notice.